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Raquettedacker

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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #15 on: Sep 01, 2014, 09:12 PM »
Why do we park in a drive way and drive on a park way??    ::) ::)
Sometimes we live no particular way but our own.....<br />Strangers stopping strangers just to shake there hand...<br />\"Dying is the easy part. Learning how to live is the hard part....\"

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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #16 on: Sep 02, 2014, 11:17 PM »
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."

My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriendMy wife's not to smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, "all kids smell that way".

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo.

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take a kid hunting and fishing, it's a lot better than leaving them on the streets!!

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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #17 on: Sep 02, 2014, 11:38 PM »
Now this for real...today is our 42nd. Anniversary and to let my bride know what she's getting into, I took her to Canada to a fishing lodge for on honeymoon.......we fished every other day then  sight seeing every other day......she fished a little but read in the boat most of the time.......go ahead 42 years and she has never gone fishing with me again. Still happily married.....mostly two days last month, 3 days in July .........I think two weeks last year..........I could go on but you get the picture.  Actually she doesn't mind me going fishing too much, many times I'm just a pain and SHE asks me to go fishing.
take a kid hunting and fishing, it's a lot better than leaving them on the streets!!

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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #18 on: Sep 03, 2014, 12:21 PM »
my wife loves catching,not fishing,and has from about 1955,
that is why she is my wife
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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #19 on: Sep 03, 2014, 02:04 PM »
Me and Donna back in the early 80's.
She likes perch fishing but will troll for eyes if I beg.



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Re: Non-fishing related "Thought For The Day"
« Reply #20 on: Sep 03, 2014, 04:33 PM »
MOST LIKE CATCHING,so go catching ,i know you know when.
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RAT
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