I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate." My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriendMy wife's not to smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. she said, "all kids smell that way". My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. Rg