New one sentence wonder.

[fishin_musician]

the Cherokee's ambushed the wagon train. When the Native Americans saw the carp grandaddy had subdued they began diggin holes and planting one fish and 3 corn seeds.

[Cider]

After a couple years of care, the Cherokee's tree began to bear fruit that strangely resembled small fish made of wood...

[vancouvercanuck]

and got you high when you ate it.

[reubenpa]

cause it got you to thinking about the monster fish in the pond just waiting for your lure!!

[Cider]

So Hugo finally snaps out of his stupor and is disappointed to realize that he is still laying on a cot in a jail cell and that the Peperidge Farm goldfish crackers given to him by the guard truly aren't hallucinogenic...

[fishin_musician]

At this very moment a representative of PETA shows up and offers to bail Hugo out If he will publically renounce fishing.

[shark]

At that time , Al and Ron showed up to help him with his defense..........

[rgfixit]

Hugo, however, refused to leave his cell, which  Martha had recently redecorated  for him making it  quite comfortable.

[oakorchardfishking]

hugo sat back down in his decorated cell, and said to the guard and the P.E.T.A.  rep. "to renounce fishing is like giving up on life, i would much rather sit here, with my wonderful memories and dreams!"

[fishin_musician]

Later that night Al and Ron under the guise of picking nitecrawlers, dug a tunnel under the jail and with a pick busted through the floor of Hugo's cell.

[Cider]

Hugo was very happy to see that his recently redecorated cell came with a jigging hole!  The warden soon realized that he might have to return Hugo's vintage 1972 laminated fishing license and force him to leave...

[shark]

On the way out , he slipped on Martha's throw rug and broke his bass , they had to call in a Sturgeon,

[fishin_musician]

With the sirens blaring they made their way to the river's edge, trapped until they spied a tiny row boat,  their only means of escape.

[oakorchardfishking]

this was going to be a challenge though, as they only found the boat and no oars......

[Cider]

As luck would have it, the local Minn Kota rep was catfishin' not more than 50 feet downstream and offered to give them this year's newest top of the line electric trolling motor (which he always carried at least two in his Plano Mini Magnum tackle box) in exchange for one thing...