Sweet tree RG.I'm not sure but I think you may have a slight and I repeat slight case of OCD....
Don't believe everything you see Meet Walter...he's over 101yrs old. I've had him since 1974. Got him from a older gentleman when I demolished his back yard greenhouse for him who said he had him for 65 years. (named for his previous caretaker)He's a good old Jade Tree RG
No, its a light with magnifying lens that's waiting for a home on the expanded bench. But....Suzanne can come over and exercise my thighs any time she wants I get it Trap...local "nomenclature"RG