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Title: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: rgfixit on Mar 20, 2004, 08:56 PM
Did You Ever Notice?
Further musings of  a fisherman

The fish are always on the other side of the creek

You never seem to have enough fishing stuff

Fishing boats grow an average of 2 feet every 4 years

The worst fishing trips are planned to the last detail

The log over the creek you're crossing is never quite wide enough

You never make a bad cast until another fisher steps into sight

Short cuts to your fishing hole always take 3 times as long

Boat motors work flawlessly until you take a buddy with you

Fish always start biting when you're supposed to leave

The best fishing trips are spontaneous

Fish grow by 2 inches every time you tell the story of the one that got away

There are more carp than trout in most trout streams

The truth seldom gets in the way of a good fishing story

Fishing is always better when you steal a day from work

It's hard to look sick the next day when you had so much fun fishing

You always remember your sunblocker till  you steal a day from work to fish

The lights on your boat trailer work fine until the trooper pulls out behind you

Canoes will appear without fail the moment you decide to take a skinny dip

You never see a biting bug till you leave your bug juice home

Fishing is ALWAYS better than working

Napping by a stream is as peaceful as life gets

RG






Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: reelcharacter on Mar 21, 2004, 12:47 AM
RG,

Yes. At one time or another, have noticed all these things.

-Reelcharacter
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: seaweed01 on Mar 21, 2004, 09:40 AM
Well said, RG !
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: shark on Mar 22, 2004, 06:16 PM
 Rg

  First monty python , now this , very nice :) Very nice indeed.


   Shark
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: TroutFishingBear on Mar 22, 2004, 08:53 PM
Nice one RG

now, if only you could add somewhere these three lines:
1) fishing at your favorite hole is fast until you bring someone along

2) The fish are always in the hardest-to-reach spots

3) The fish always bites when your not paying attention
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: rgfixit on Mar 23, 2004, 06:45 AM
Mark,
I sensed you lurking about ;)
RG
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: howey1176 on Mar 23, 2004, 08:52 AM
Nice :). Couldn't be more true. Especially about casting perfect untill another angler shows up. :)

All things only a fisherman/woman would know.
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: reelcharacter on Apr 02, 2004, 11:47 PM
Your line is snagged in the only spot just over the tops of your waders

There are more ice fishing shows televised during the summer than during the winter

The one thing you left home is what you needed from the tackle box


-Reelcharacter
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: MickeyFinn on Apr 03, 2004, 08:33 AM
You move from the spot you were fishing for trout because you were not catching anything, then some clown moves in where you were and catches a monster, on a bass lure...***censored****
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: hosscletuslulu on Apr 25, 2004, 07:46 AM
You meet a guy coming off the ice and ask about the fishing and he says "boy you should have been here yesterday"
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: madbomber on Apr 27, 2004, 12:12 PM
did you ever notice rgfixit thinks about fishing alot. lol  :D madbomber
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Post by: Bobman on Apr 29, 2004, 02:01 PM
Did you ever notice that the one day you have a chance to go fishing is the one day that the weather is nasty!
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Post by: hosscletuslulu on May 23, 2004, 09:30 AM
Did you evar notice as soon as you put your pole down to open a beer you get a bite
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Post by: fastribs85 on Jun 06, 2004, 01:21 AM
ya know all things are true and heres another you go fishing for fun while camping and everyone all of a sudden runs out of food and thats when the fish stop biting :-\
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Post by: jmasotto on Jun 07, 2004, 10:57 PM
 :)BEST TOPIC I'VE READ SO FAR. :)
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Post by: reubenpa on Jun 08, 2004, 08:24 PM
just found out that the month I moved to NY is the best for lakers in Seneca from shore in aone spot that I know of...... naturally
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Post by: sperrin on May 26, 2008, 01:05 PM
Did you ever notice... you catch the biggest fish when all alone and don't have a camera!
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Post by: fishnut on May 31, 2008, 04:32 PM
"The one thing you left home is what you needed from the tackle box" - so true!
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Post by: rgfixit on Apr 29, 2009, 05:18 PM
the older you get the smarter your parents seem to be ???
rg
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Post by: maggot on May 17, 2009, 05:19 AM
Once my dad went to go to the bathroom and a kayak came.
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Post by: Grumpyoldman on Aug 12, 2009, 03:48 PM
That was d**n good RG.
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Post by: KingPerch on Aug 12, 2009, 04:06 PM
That the last time this thread was answered was on May 17 th before today! LOL ;D
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Post by: Mainehazmt on Mar 15, 2010, 11:38 AM
sometimes the old ones are just as good  there opened in march now   lol
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Post by: Icejunkie0602 on Mar 26, 2010, 08:56 AM
Did you ever notice when you take a child fishing you can't get a bite, and they can get a bite but can't catch a fish.
Title: Re: Did You Ever Notice?
Post by: fishing mechanic on Apr 02, 2010, 11:21 PM
                                           The only lures you ever lose cost 7 plus dollars
                                              All the other ones sit there and rust
                            There is always a family birthday party on the day ya were planning to fish
                    That family member that never wants to go fishing, but always requests a bag of filets
                     Wives complain about the time spent fishing, but are always asking for a fish fry
                            That hole in the waders is never noticed until your soaked
                               The sun is out all week while at work, and it rains all weekend