New one sentence wonder.

[Cider]

But the store manager was relieved to see the freak in female prison garb leave his store.  Hugo and Walter were now stuck with another dilemma.  What would they use to tow the boat to Hugo's favorite honey hole???

[vancouvercanuck]

So off they went to get the best, biggest, tow the most, most options, best looking, best gearing, most room, truck they could find..................off they went to the DODGE DEALERSHIP!!!

P.S. (here we go  )

[Webguy]

But then they remembered that Daimler, a German company, bought them so they stopped instead at the FORD DEALER and bought a loaded F250.

(You asked for it!  )

[madbomber]

Witch promply broke down as luck would have it in front of a chevy dealer.

[oakorchardfishking]

and all the chevy trucks were on recall for one friggin' reason or another. so off they went, back to the trusty dodge dealership!

[Webguy]

"There's something to be said about going with your first instinct," said Walter to Hugo, "I can't wait to get on the water!"

[vancouvercanuck]

So off they went in there Dodge pulling there 12,520 pound boat behind them up a 60 degree grade @ 120 mph no problem when low and behold who is standing on the side of the highyway hitchhiking but Martha herself!.

[Cider]

Since they were acting like a bunch of feeble minded old ladies and couldn't make up their minds about which truck was best (deep down Hugo knew that a chevy was what he really longed for), they stopped at the local truck stop and stole a Kenworth.  Now it was off to that favorite fishing hole with a nude and somewhat ravaged Martha riding shotgun...

[shark]

At this point all she wanted to do was go back to jail........

[Trevor]

.....when off to the side of the highway, glistening through the trees, Hugo spots a trout stream in all it's glory...

[vancouvercanuck]

so being the bunch of rednecks they are, they grabbed there bass fishing rods and tied on a few midges with two pound bell sinkers out into the stream.

[Webguy]

After several hours they are convinced there are no fish in this stream and as they begin to reel in their line an airborne monster muskie splashes the surface with Hugo's bait in tow.

[oakorchardfishking]

it was the biggest muskie that either of them had ever seen or heard of before, and as hugo launched from shore with his fists still clenched tightly to the rod......

[Cider]

a sapling crossed Hugo's path, just when the fight was getting good...  Alas poor Hugo, no one knew that he was also related to Fat Boy.  The fish was lost and the sapling was thrashed down to a nub!  Hugo was iritated to say the least and felt as if he would never catch another fish as fine as the one that just got away...

[vancouvercanuck]