George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline:
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>>Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
>>The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
>>immigrants! There would be 11 million less people using our gas. The
>>price of gas would come down, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard
>>the border.
>>When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
>>canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants
>>to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
>>Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
>>After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
>>this country.
>>He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
>>This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
>>solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
>>life for themselves.
>>If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
>>rifle or ammo.
>>Problem solved.
