Cider you forgot to add the following essential items;Psyco-therapist
Cider,I am the self-appointed President of Ice Fishers Anonymous. (no elections, I just took the position unopposed)I wouldn't be so presumptious as to elect myself to another such office. I can however act as therapist to those suffering from flyfishing addiction. As with ice fishing, where ice jigs are a preferred payment method, I will accept secret fly patterns as adequate compensation for services rendered.SEND ME YOUR FLIES...I CAN HELP YOU! RG