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fishin_musician
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Stupid's the New Awesome
Re: It was...
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Reply #15 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 12:51 PM »
Well the paper boy crept into the house and found his way to the kitchen, when he opened the door of the fridge he crapped his pants! inside was the severed head of Toby the town drunk.
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vancouvercanuck
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Apr 01, 2004, 01:02 PM »
Since no one was looking the paper boy pried the half full beer out of the severed heads mouth and drank it.
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Little Brown Dog
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Posts: 144
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Apr 01, 2004, 01:04 PM »
Only to find out that it wasn't beer in that can. It was...
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vancouvercanuck
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Reply #18 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 01:06 PM »
Guiness, and he must need a fork to drink this stuff, so he walked over to the pantry and opened it up and to his suprise..............
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reubenpa
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Posts: 936
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Reply #19 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 01:18 PM »
there was a life sized pic of johnny in there full of darts!!
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Cider
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Reply #20 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 01:18 PM »
and a rather large cleaver right between his...
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Webguy
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Posts: 264
Lured into it....... get reel!
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Reply #21 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 01:35 PM »
..eyes of course, where else would you land a cleaver meant for Johnny, and all the paper boy could think about was the fact that all he wanted was his 2 dollars and he screamed "I want my 2 dollars!" and exited stage left.
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Cider
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Reply #22 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 01:44 PM »
Jonny managed to give his ex the slip and went inside to grab his alimony money that he was witholding from her. He stuffed the money in his pocket, collected up the freshly picked worms and headed off in the pitch black and pouring rain...
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treed942000
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Bailee and Sandee
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Apr 01, 2004, 03:57 PM »
only to find his favorite fishing hole, ah what a use for those freshly caught night crawlers, Johnny thought...
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Reply #24 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 05:25 PM »
Jonny thought that he might try a spinner in his favorite hole in hopes of catching a few active fish before settling down with a baited hook. He tied on his spinner and when attempting to cut off the tag end of his line, cut the newly tied spinner right off his line. Wouldn't you know that his newly purchased spinner, which $1.09 at WalMart on sale, fell right into a...
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treed942000
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Apr 01, 2004, 05:57 PM »
pile of cow dung, now...
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Little Brown Dog
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Posts: 144
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Reply #26 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 06:35 PM »
...what do I do? What a F'in day I'm havin! Well, It's only cow dung so I may as well retie and do what I came to do, that's catch a big one.
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MickeyFinn
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25" ADK Leaper
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Reply #27 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 07:18 PM »
So he casted and he casted and he casted for hours, through over hanging trees, shrubs and flowers then came the bite, the fight and the familar scream, of that friggin paper boy wanting his green...
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reubenpa
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Reply #28 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 08:04 PM »
two dollar bill. He screamed that since it was overdue, he raised the bill to three dollars and demanded one of those Bill Clinton greenbacks, the 3 dollar bills
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Little Brown Dog
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Posts: 144
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Reply #29 on:
Apr 01, 2004, 08:20 PM »
That's it! says Johnny. He grabs the paper boy and puts him on the biggest trebble he has and gives it a fling into the dark water.
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