Prison vs Work

[Bobman]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

[OTIS]

IN PRISON...............There's potential to "Take it in the shorts"
AT WORK.................There's potential to "Take it in the shorts"

[devil-man]

Umm, I think I'd rather work...

In prison they have communal showers and some of the inmates get a little excited...
That's all that needs to be said.

Just don't get caught doing anything illegal!

 

[shrub]

Umm, I think I'd rather work...

In prison they have communal showers and some of the inmates get a little excited...
That's all that needs to be said.

Just don't get caught doing anything illegal!

 

here in V.T they just built a new state pen and they get a persneal shower in their cell and their own key to their cell......... doesnt it seame like prizoners have more rights than we do??

[shrub]

i just thought of one

prizon: get a colledge education for free

work: working to pay of you colledge loans

[Pasquatch]

i just thought of one

prizon: get a colledge education for free

work: working to pay of you colledge loans

College Sorry Shrub, couldn't resist.

[mrwalleye]

yeah, but,......YOU CANT FISH IN PRISON!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOAAAA HEEEEEYYYY

[archbishop]

true but i hear theres an overpopulation of crabs

[shrub]

true but i hear theres an overpopulation of crabs

roflmao, good one arch.

[mrwalleye]

true but i hear theres an overpopulation of crabs

blue crabs?  id hope so, i wouldnt want to find out though...lol  i heard the only thing to look forward to in the big house is undercooked, bloody fried chicken lol  excuse the double whatever or something  cant wait till ice 

[Xx FFF xX]

Work Your Chances of getting raped is 0.0000000001
Prison there are no women at night unless they had surgery!