I recently got a new car but had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this." He said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and for the next few days, I experimented. I'd say "Beethoven!" and would get beautiful classical music. If I said "Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs.
Wouldn't you know it, a guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car! I swerved in time to avoid the collision and yelled, "BUTTHEADS!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax.
I LOVE this car!
