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The Fisherman's Wharf => Off-Topic => Topic started by: synergyboy10 on Apr 26, 2006, 08:18 AM
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This is why you should know your limits when drinking tequila.
An Oklahoma man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
Pay first, those are the rules." say s the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartenderdrops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink that entire quart of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
The Oklahoman is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a quart of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and the Oklahoman has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Where's the tequila?" He grabs the qu art with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. He has tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a horribly noisy scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then, total silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
"Now," says the Oklahoman, "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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Way too funny..and way too close to being dead on...I lived down in that miserable state for almost 3 years and thought that northern NY'ers north of Pulaski were backwoods, until I started dealing with the Okie Yokels..we up here may as well be from NYC compared to those chuckleheads down there.
Never have I seen a state as backwards and dysfunctional in my life as Okie...I guess the one lasting memory in my mind of that place is along I-35 North, in the median between the two roads,,,3 scraggly trees and proclaimed a "State Forest"....Oh, the stories I could tell you about them down there........Esox
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Way too true! Here is a picture of a store from around the Tulsa area...(Really)
(https://www.myfishfinder.com/fishing_forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy94%2FPolar2%2FsmKGstore.jpg&hash=ebbaad9dec50624e2908fc0b5b12f817)
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Way too true! Here is a picture of a store from around the Tulsa area...(Really)
(https://www.myfishfinder.com/fishing_forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy94%2FPolar2%2FsmKGstore.jpg&hash=ebbaad9dec50624e2908fc0b5b12f817)
Nice Polar!! While I never saw that chain of stores, it doesn't surprise me in the least...I was in Tulsa a couple times and it was worse than Oklahoma City...Esox
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i know its been a while, but thatmade me laugh
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quit telling stories about me nick ;D
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cant help it. there are so good.
"SNAIL TRAIL TIME"
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Sounds like he was determined to by the house a round after he won the money .