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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow

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HIMO:
to my surprise he came up out of the hole and said I can SEE what your saying.

Webguy:
He then winked with his one good eye.

HIMO:
yelled cowabunga and dove back in.

Fat Boy:
*t had been a long day f*shing my favor*te r*ver, and * had just one m*nnow left, as * hooked *t through the l*ps * noticed that *t was m*ss*ng an *.  Come to th*nk of *t, as * was f*sh*ng for wall*s all day long w*thout a h*t, * th*nk that all of my m*nnows were m*ss*ng the*r *s.  All of a sudden, * couldn't see a th*ng.  * reached up to my *s and they were gone too!  I heard a wh*rr*ng sound above me all of a sudden, and *t became extremely warm.  * felt myself l*fted out off of the bank, float*ng up *n the a*r.  The be*ngs *ns*de d*d the*r best to calm me down and w*th*n a few m*nutes, my *s were *nserted back *nto my skull.  From that point on, I could see very clearly.  I was lowered out of the spacecraft and back onto the shoreline of my favorite river.  I picked up my rod, reeled in my line to check my bait, and lo and behold, my minnow had both of it's eyes!  I cast it out to a likely spot and caught a 24" 'eye (pictured).

Bartman44:

and the 24" walleye only had one eye and it was a glass eye. . . . . . . .  .

eye, eye, eye !!!

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