The Fisherman's Wharf > Fishing Stories
Cheesy fishing jokes anyone?
Grumpyoldman:
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet. Aaaargh it's the "C".
Sluggo / NY:
The day after his ex-wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your former wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"
JIMMYBOUY:
I do like fly fishin, but they tend to stick to the pan when you cook em ;D
maggot:
i do like shore fishin' but i'm not so sure we will catch something-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LOL
OUTHNTN:
HARDEST PART 'BOUT SMOKIN' FISH IS KEEP'N 'EM LIT!! ;D
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[#] Next page
[*] Previous page
Go to full version