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RIVERRAT2

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« on: Oct 05, 2014, 10:44 AM »
WHEN you ask your wife what she want to do on our 56 wedding anniversary -GO FISHING
or go to out to eat ?? and SHE states go out to eat,10 years ago it would have been FISHING
 ??? ??? ???
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rgfixit

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #1 on: Oct 05, 2014, 11:17 AM »
When you need your glasses to find your glasses :-\

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Mac Attack

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #2 on: Oct 05, 2014, 11:29 AM »
when peeing feels as good or better than sex.
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Bluegillonafly

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #3 on: Oct 05, 2014, 11:47 AM »
when the bobber goes under & it takes a full 3 seconds to set the hook!!
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RIVERRAT2

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #4 on: Oct 05, 2014, 12:16 PM »
WOW, i am not alone,thanks guys
but i have not got to peeing stage YET.
 ;D ;D ;D
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CLAMFARMER

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #5 on: Oct 05, 2014, 07:03 PM »
I’d say when you’re laying on the ice or on a rocky shore, taking your last breathe, thinking about what you could have done to stop the one that got away.  ;D
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #6 on: Oct 06, 2014, 05:24 AM »
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I’d say when you’re laying on the ice or on a rocky shore, taking your last breathe, thinking about what you could have done to stop the one that got away.

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Prchmike

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #7 on: Oct 06, 2014, 11:24 AM »
When your wife looks better than a 15 inch perch. No wait; that's dementia ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #8 on: Oct 06, 2014, 12:28 PM »
When you can't trust a FART!
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Prchmike

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #9 on: Oct 06, 2014, 12:35 PM »
Quote from: perch-hound on Oct 06, 2014, 12:28 PM
When you can't trust a FART!
LMFAO :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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rgfixit

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #10 on: Oct 06, 2014, 02:46 PM »
When your bride asked if you'd like some super sex......



And you say SOUP!

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steelie1975

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #11 on: Oct 06, 2014, 02:56 PM »
Quote from: rgfixit on Oct 06, 2014, 02:46 PM
When your bride asked if you'd like some super sex......



And you say SOUP!

Rg

When you Bride instead of Wife
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #12 on: Oct 06, 2014, 06:08 PM »
Ok......when she's been your bride for 47 years :-\

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Mac Attack

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #13 on: Oct 06, 2014, 06:33 PM »
Quote from: rgfixit on Oct 06, 2014, 06:08 PM
Ok......when she's been your bride for 47 years :-\

Rg

Woh!!!   :o

Yup Bob, you're old.
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My dad used to say, "It's not age, it's mileage!".
I think I need an overhaul.
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wellsley

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OLD
« Reply #14 on: Oct 06, 2014, 08:19 PM »
You know you are old: when you spend more time on the internet than out fishing.
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