Old age and retirement

[bussman]

Old age and retirement
 
 
       I went to the store the other day.  I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.    I went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"   He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.   So I called him a worse name.

   He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.   The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had an "elect John Kerry" bumper sticker on it.  I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.


   It's important at our age

BTW I am not retired but I had to post this!

[bigdave1018]

heres another example of fun and or stupidity you think? you are lucky said cop wasnt having a bad hair day and introduced you to mr nightstick up side your melon head, lol. have a nice wanna be retired day there, bussman!!!!!!!!!!

[rgfixit]

Holster your weapon there Dave...ITS A JOKE!

Good one George

Gotta clean the milk and cookies off the screen now
RG

[seaweed01]

George,
Sounds like you ruffled some feathers. I thought it was a good one.
Pete

[bussman]

It is just a joke. It was emailed to me and I posted it. Come on now. You think I am 

[fozsey]

Hey, you don't have to be crazy to be here, but somettimes it helps..

BTW, That was funny George..

[seaweed01]

Hey George,
You fish when it's 10 below don't you?  I do and my wife thinks I'm crazy,
so I won't answer your question. (Do all wife's think the same?)

[bussman]

And travel to fish that 10 below (conesus) with lots of other nuts! Well it was only 3 below. Thats like a summer day! LOL

[Jigwiggler]

LOL!!  That's a good one!

[seaweed01]

George,

My grandson is still talking about that  3 below (warm) day.

[rgfixit]

He did have some fun Pete,
Good memories for sure.
Bob

[seaweed01]

Bob,
I don't know who will have the best memories, he or I!  There's
no way he will let me go to Conesus this winter without him. (As
if I would leave him home.)
Pete

[BuckShotJon]

Great joke George!

Pete, His smile that day was priceless. The one thing I will always remember from the parties.

Jon

[seaweed01]

Thanks Jon, your comment was very nice. I will pass it on to him!

Pete