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Big Burk

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Joke
« on: Apr 12, 2007, 01:54 AM »
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger,
fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same,"
says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
A hamburger, fries, and a coke. The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This
becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,"
says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered metwo wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be
there.
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir... what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

pikemaster789

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: Apr 12, 2007, 10:47 AM »
lol very nice


Fishing is life

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bart

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12, 2018, 02:59 PM »
KEEP AMERICA GREAT!  God Bless America!
"Many fish their entire lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."-Henry David Thoreau

icejohn

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13, 2018, 03:49 PM »
good joke...i'll have to try to remember it...i said "try"
also like your post bart...way to sneak it in here :flag: :thumbup_smilie:
take a kid hunting and fishing, it's a lot better than leaving them on the streets!!

 



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