You guys should stop picking on PETA. After all they sanction the murder and torture of humans in order to further their political aganda and to save our beloved furry and swimming critters. Read this...
http://www.nmagriculture.org/peta_statements_spark_agroterror.htmThis isn't the only idiotic statement made by PETA officials. Statements like this made outside PETA would attract the attention of the Government and could be considered terroristic threats.
Someone emailed this to me and I had a good laugh...I just had to share...More PETA idiotoc statements...
"Human beings, as a species, have no more value than slugs." - John Davis, Editor of The Earth First! Journal
"It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations?" - Al gore in Earth in the Balance
What is scary is that this man was the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! "It ought be able to establish a coordinated global program to accomplish the strategic goal of completely eliminating the internal combustible engine over, say, a twenty-five-year period." - Al gore in Earth in the Balance
"Circuses make animals sad" - PETA demonstration posters
Yes, animals launched a complaint with PETA about those horrible circuses and then told circuses how they felt. "Animals forced to endure such confinement [in zoos] often suffer from a kind of mental illness called zoochosis." - PETA online
Psychiatric disorders in zoo animals? "Captivity drives many animals insane, causing them to sink into depression" - PETA online
The animals told PETA this themselves. Yeah, OK "Ronald McDonald tells children that hamburgers grow in patches like vegetables. Call McDonald's to find out if Ronald is coming to town. If he is, why not "pie" him? " - PETA online
Funny, I don't remember hearing that... "Ronald McDonald is a scary, scary clown" -PETA online
I think this one speaks for itself. "McDonald's is one of the largest murderers of animals on this planet." - PETA online
Great imagination guys. I suppose Kermit the Frog is number 2"Disneyland... continues to use the cruelest mousetraps--glue traps... Please write to Disneyland officials and remind them that there is no excuse for such atrocities." - PETA online
How dare that Disney attempt to control disease carrying rodents. Never mind the rest of the world does also. "There was also a video [on Americas Funniest Home Videos] of a man singing "Home on the Range" to call his cows. John Fugelsang, one of the hosts, remarked, 'Look at all the cows running to the slaughterhouse.'" - PETA online
Gasp! That mean-spirited man made a joke about cattle - he's not allowed to do that! "Another video showed lambs in a pen with a man holding a single bottle. The babies were all frantically try to get it. Fugelsang commented, 'Look at all these live sweaters walking around.'"- PETA online
He did it again! Nevemind that wool is collected by shaving the animal, not killing it. Let's ban comedy! "Shoprite food stores are giving away turkeys to customers who shop at their stores." - PETA online
And? ? ? "Back in her home waters in the Puget Sound, her closely bonded family continues to swim, play, and forage together." - PETA online
So the killer wale family, after bonding together and coming in touch with their emotions, embarked on an expedition of playing together? I guess they then wrote a letter to PETA to tell them about it. Things like this remind you of children's books. "Hunting is presently banned in most national parks, but fishing continues" - PETA online
"...an unidentified group of fur foes who rub itching powder into fur and fur-trimmed garments, including gloves and hats. ... Itching powder is available from most joke and novelty stores at about $1.00 a package. We are not, of course, recommending its use" - PETA online
Sure, just innocently informing the public about one effective method they may combat fur. nevermind the price and retailer information are given. "Stores from coast to coast have been the targets of angry and vocal protests, including more than 100 arrests at Christmas time." PETA online
Great advertising campaign..Tell them how many idiots are PETA members...That will help your cause. "Please call Starbucks Coffee corporate headquarters and let them know how much you would appreciate their offering soy milk." - PETA online
Soy Milk? Looks like PETA is again getting desperate for things to "protest" "By selling reptiles, birds, and small animals, PetSmart is overlooking the fact that these sensitive animals suffer terribly in captivity." - PETA online criticizing pet shops
Yes, we all know the emotional trauma suffered by lizards in pet shops. Especially since they write letters of complaint to the management daily. "Please let General Mills know that America's breakfast tables are no place for the glorification of a violent activity like fishing." - PETA online criticizing "Wheaties" boxes showing a fisherman on them.
Millions of fish are slaughtered each and every day to fufill your "Wheaties" breakfast. Pl EEEASE "The only way to ensure that chicken won’t kill you is to throw it away." - PETA online
Then again, cooking chicken kills bacteria. Strange that "dangerous" pesticides on veggies are casually overlooked "Feeding kids meat is child abuse." - PETA online
Feeding kids Bulls*** from your website isn't? "The meat industry tries to brainwash kids into believing that eating flesh is healthy" - PETA online
Speaking of brainwashing... "Help us get the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile out of your town!"
And I thought protesting "Ronald McDonald" was a joke