Fishing...Men vs. Women

[Chuckles]

MENS VERSION:
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
 


WOMENS VERSION:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got the whole weekend to yourself.

[missfishylicious]

aaaahhhhh heaven

[camo_fish]

MENS VERSION:
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
 


WOMENS VERSION:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got the whole weekend to yourself.

Try this:

Womens version:
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got an arguement and a headache when he asks to go fishing on days off.
 
or should that be the man's version. 

[Trophy Hunter639]

MENS VERSION:
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
 


WOMENS VERSION:

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got the whole weekend to yourself.

Try this:

Womens version:
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got an arguement and a headache when he asks to go fishing on days off.
 
or should that be the man's version. 

lmao! Camo that sounds like my  gf

[Fat Boy]

How about teach a woman to fish?  Bet some on here could teach us a lesson, eh?

[Chucker]

How about teach a woman to fish?  Bet some on here could teach us a lesson, eh?

If only I could get her to touch them.  Worms and spikes on a hook, no problem.  Touch a 4" bluegill?  Forget it.  I'm still waiting for the day I file divorce papers because she flips the rowboat trying to scramble away from a 'gill flapping around in the bottom of the boat.   

[camo_fish]

How about teach a woman to fish?  Bet some on here could teach us a lesson, eh?

If only I could get her to touch them.  Worms and spikes on a hook, no problem.  Touch a 4" bluegill?  Forget it.  I'm still waiting for the day I file divorce papers because she flips the rowboat trying to scramble away from a 'gill flapping around in the bottom of the boat.   

Now, my wife can hold a fish quite well,  (bass, rockies, gills, perch, crappie, trout, carp,  I take care of the toothy ones)  but its getting the hook out that she has a problem with sometimes. 

[missfishylicious]

MENS VERSION:
 
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
 


WOMENS VERSION:

Give a man a fish and and he'll starve to death cause he dosn't know how to cook it
teach a man to fish.....oh heck I can't teach a man to do anything right

[buzzbomb]

[fozsey]

ROFLMAO......Dumb, Dumb, Dumb...

[Cider]

Look on the bright side...that guy will always be able to find his boat in a busy marina!! 

[Fat Boy]

That is too funny!!!

[camo_fish]

at least she didn't pull a wayne bobit on him, like a dis-memberment, ouch. 

[crappieman12887]

ROFLMAO......Dumb, Dumb, Dumb...

was he cheating with a sucker or a carp.bill

[missfishylicious]

must have kissed one to many bass