It was...

[Cider]

Jonny glared out from atop the horse he was sittin' on pursed his lips and with his best Clint Eastwood snarl said "Eat fish you weenies!" as he pulled out his...

[sbfpa_Mike]

Now,  this town isn't the biggest around and if you have ever been to Las Vegas,  you would know that there just aren't any trees around to hang a man.

[oakorchardfishking]

trusty pocket fisherman, with one mighty cast and a whole lot of hoping and praying......

[TroutFishingBear]

then he said, "screw this! I'm swimming away" but then, while swimming, he...

[Webguy]

began to choke and just as he gasped his last breath before drowning he woke up in his bed, breathing heavily and in a cold sweat and thought "man things were really getting wierd!"

[fishin_musician]

Yea things were weird, and they were about to get even weirder, as he lay in bed he felt the touch of another, he looked to his right side and there lay his ex-wife Thelma Lou.

[reubenpa]

AARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

[vancouvercanuck]

Arrghhh said Popeye as he walked out of the ensuite wrapped in a towel, just barely large enough to cover his but crack.

[fishin_musician]

So Popeye hopped into bed with Jonny and Emmy Lou and ask to no one inparticular "how do you spell the word describing the rear end of ciggarette?"

[Cider]

BUTT, neither Jonny or Emmy had completed the third grade and couldn't even spell "cigarette"!!!  "Besides", they informed Popeye, "we enjoy smoking..."

[Webguy]

and jammin' to wicked tunes" to which Johnny spouted quoting Joe Walsh "the smoker you drink the player you get" then he laughed like a madman and ran off into the woods.

[Cider]

stark naked with his 12 1/2 ft. float pole in hopes of finding...

[fishin_musician]

a pair of chestwaders to cover his nakedness.

[Fat Boy]

He found some chest waders, but the suspenders and wading belt were missing.  So he took a rope, tied it around his waist and the waders, and proceeded to...

[reubenpa]

grab a fishing rod and bait to go fishing of course!!!!!