II am a firm believer in the scale and I weigh almost everything. Can't stand fish stories...
You can have this famous system for only $29.95 if you act now. But wait, there's more. If you pay in full, Cider will also throw in "Cider's giant gamebird measurement system". It only works on pheasants that weigh at least 5lbs, grouse over 3lbs, woodcock over 2lbs, and turkey's that weigh 20lbs or more. Act now, don't wait.