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vancouvercanuck

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Caption This!
« on: Apr 01, 2004, 01:27 PM »
"Surveys show that minesweaping draws the most diligent and precise individuals of any profession with employees averaging only one mistake per career." - Author Unknown

oakorchardfishking

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 01, 2004, 03:18 PM »
HEFFER AUCTION TODAY!!!!!
BEST MILKING COWS IN TOWN!
ONLY AT- STOCKYARDS STATION!!!
AUCTION TO BE HELD TODAY FROM NOON TO 3PM!
BRING YOUR TRAILERS BOYS, THESE HEFFERS ARE BEAUTIES.....
LOL ;D

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #2 on: Apr 01, 2004, 04:59 PM »
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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 01, 2004, 05:28 PM »
The concrete box once sat 3 feet tall and was level before these 3 sisters (pictured) decided to take a rest after feasting at the local brunch buffet.

Little Brown Dog

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 01, 2004, 06:36 PM »
I think it should say
Beef, It's what's for dinner!

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 01, 2004, 08:08 PM »
CIRCUS is in town today
COME To the stockyard station and see one of the worlds unnatural wonders.  The three mountians with hair!!!!!
Just wanna be fishing, not just wishin

rgfixit

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 01, 2004, 08:35 PM »
   Beefy, swollen, husky, broad, large, corpulent, bulky, pudgy, distended, plump, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, blimp, gargantuan, heavy, big, gross, hefty, porcine, inflated, jelly-belly, lard, butterball, meaty, bovine, rotund, obese, bulging, oversize, plumpish, brawny, ponderous, potbellied, roly-poly, , solid, burly, stout, heavyset stubby, paunchy, thickset, chunky, tubby, portly, weighty and BIG

RG
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 01, 2004, 09:05 PM »
I can't stop laughing.

vancouvercanuck

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 01, 2004, 11:51 PM »
                               
  At Stockyards Station Live Stock Hauling our moto is: " We Haul All "  No load is ever to wide or to big for our rig.

Best one yet. 8) 8)
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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 02, 2004, 04:23 AM »
"Where's the beef?"
YOU CAN'T BS AN OLD BS'ER!

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 02, 2004, 08:56 AM »
Waiting in line for the Richard Simmons show at Stockyards Station made the three sisters (Lula, Eula, and Beulah) very hungry and they dreamed of the good ole days when Big Macs were a $1 and they could amaze the local town folk with their eating contests.

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 02, 2004, 09:17 AM »
As the little old man entered Heaven God asked him :

"What is the last thing you remember my child?"

"All I remember is feedin' the pigeons at the stock yard when this massive wave of pink ,white and green came towards the bench I was sitting on......."

 ;D
here  fishy , fishy , fishy.......

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 02, 2004, 03:15 PM »
Sure will miss those that go before us............. Anybody got a Krispy Kreme?
Genesis 9:2 The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea, they are given into your hands.

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 02, 2004, 05:26 PM »
Now you know where Osama went!
Genesis 9:2 The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea, they are given into your hands.

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Re: Caption This!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 02, 2004, 07:42 PM »
Osama Ben Eaten??
Tight Lines,
TReed

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