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fishin_musician

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New one sentence wonder.
« on: Mar 20, 2004, 02:39 PM »
The tail of ole one eye Jack seems to have fizzeled out thought something new might inspire more inanities.

There was a man from the pooer side of town who lived more than anything to rise at sun up and go to the river fishin his name was Hugo First.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #1 on: Mar 20, 2004, 04:59 PM »
And so he did, when ice first left the river's edge, wade on out at dawn's first lite on that cold and gloomy day.

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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #2 on: Mar 20, 2004, 06:04 PM »
and try to catch a fish. IT didn't matter what kind of fish,
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #3 on: Mar 20, 2004, 09:17 PM »
However, Hugo had a deep dark secret that was eating at him and decided he could no longer live without revealing the truth.

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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #4 on: Mar 20, 2004, 11:15 PM »
He had never registered for the selective service.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #5 on: Mar 21, 2004, 12:43 AM »
And, alas, had allowed his Green Card to expire.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #6 on: Mar 21, 2004, 08:03 AM »
So he told the authorities that he never registered and they said it didnt matter now cause you are too old ,but the important thing is you still have a fishing licence.

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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #7 on: Mar 21, 2004, 08:19 AM »
Yup he replied, bought it in 1972 and had it ever since. It was falling apart so I laminated it a few years back.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #8 on: Mar 21, 2004, 08:02 PM »
Sitting in his jail, cell all Hugo could do was think of the river, he swore that he would buy a fishing lisence if only he could get his boots muddy again.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #9 on: Mar 22, 2004, 10:55 AM »
As he laid down to ponder his future, he fell asleep and low and behold, began to dream of fishing.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #10 on: Mar 22, 2004, 11:20 AM »
Those cherished times of his youth spent with his grandfather at the farm pond's edge filled his head bringing a sleepy smile to his weary face.

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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #11 on: Mar 22, 2004, 12:32 PM »
Catchin fish right and left, and especially of that Huge...
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #12 on: Mar 22, 2004, 12:37 PM »

rusty ole' covered wagon wheel with the remains of a flint arrow head buried deep in one of the remaining wooden spokes.  Hugo often wondered how that ended up in his Grandfather's pond...

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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #13 on: Mar 22, 2004, 07:01 PM »
Ah the wagon wheel, it seems that them pond was constructed directly on the the route of the Santa Fe Trail.
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
« Reply #14 on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:51 PM »
Hugo thought that maybe his great, great Grandfather was standing on the back of his wagon bowfishing when.......

 



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