Crazy!!!
So I pulled into the gas station on my way to my favorite fishing hole to get some gas and a snack. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed one of local policemen parked on the side of the building. He was watching a woman smoking while pumping her gas. I'm thinking "man that's stupid, this lady is crazy!"
I went inside to get the snack and pay for my gas, but as the cashier was giving me my receipt, I heard somebody screaming bloody murder outside. The same woman who was pumping gas while smoking, set her arm ablaze like a torch! She was swinging her arm around and running around in circles like a crazy person. The police officer ran over, put the lady on the ground and was putting the fire out with bottled water!!
Then he cuffed her and threw her into his cruiser! Being the inquisitive person I am, I asked the Deputy what he was charging her with. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, “ for WAVING A FIREARM IN PUBLIC!”
