This came from one of my classmates from many years back..
One day Jay Dini came home to find his wife all dressed up in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up my sweet and you can do anything that you want" she said.
So he tied her up and went fishing.
51 years ago, Herman James a Mountain Man from North Carolina was drafted into the Army.
On the first day of basic the Army issued him a comb and the next day the barber sheared off all of his hair.
The next day the Army issued him a tooth brush and that afternoon the Army dentist pulled 7 of his teeth.
The next day the Army issued him a jock strap ..
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years..
Winchester 88
lol..