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dwaytkus

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Fishing Buddies:


Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while
discussing Football and Nascar.

All of a sudden Joe says " I think I'm gonna divorce
my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Bill sips his beer and says" You better think it
over, women like that are hard to find."
Oh Lord,
There he is.
Feels like a big one.
Please don’t let me lose him.
I’ve never caught one this big before.
I’ll try not to horse him.
And if I land him I promise to release him
And make a graphite replica...
If my wife says it’s okay.
Thank you for the Rapalas.
Amen.

adkRoy

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Re: A joke for guys (Girls read if you have a sense of humor)
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 08:05 PM »
LOL Nice one!!!!!

vipercat64

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Re: A joke for guys (Girls read if you have a sense of humor)
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 08:20 PM »
I read this to my wife, and I got the eye roll....you know what that means. 

Today it the first day of the next six months of quiet.   :evil: lol
Life is what you make it...and if that doesn't work stretch the truth 'til it at least sounds good.

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Re: A joke for guys (Girls read if you have a sense of humor)
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 09:34 PM »


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Ice Dawg

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Re: A joke for guys (Girls read if you have a sense of humor)
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 08:31 AM »
I was in a bar having a drink one Saturday afternoon and a guy that I know was in there and was just blasted. I said just about every time I run across you, you are pretty drunk. He said "Every time I get drunk my wife won't talk to me for about three days. It's been about three years since I have had to talk to her.". To each his own I guess. ;D ;)
It seems to go from zero to hero all some have to do is lie.

 



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