I took a Viagra last night without a glass of water. I must not have swallowed it all the way, cause I woke up with a stiff neck!
So, this guy goes to the doctor, "Doc, I need to lower my sex drive." doc: Why, at your age, you should be proud to have sex so often! Why on Earth do you want it lowered? Guy: Lower it about three feet, cause right now, it's all in my head!!