PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
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> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
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> traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
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> to play a trick.
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> She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
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> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
> removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the
> turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)
> back in the oven.
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> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
> the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
> spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
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> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
> horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two
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> hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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> Yep................SHE'S BLONDE!
