It was...

[Cider]

It was a dark and stormy night when Jonny Ringo stepped out the back door to pick night crawlers...

[reubenpa]

Worms were everywhere, and he had a time picking worms and dreaming about what he would catch.

[Fat Boy]

As Jonny bent over to capture an unsuspecting nightcrawler, his drawers drooped below his belt line, exposing his great derriere divide to his ex-wife who, as luck would have it, was driving by.  She promptly and accurately tossed a...

[icefishnh]

newspaper and hit him in the behind. he said...

[reubenpa]

Ouch, man I would rather read the comics with my other face!!!

[oakorchardfishking]

so back to pickin' he went, noticing something very odd about the worms that lay before him.....

[Fat Boy]

...writhing in the grass.  As he focused on them, his ex-wife, Thelma Lou, snuck up from behind him, picked up that newspaper and slapped him over his head while screaming...

[reubenpa]

I see your still the crazy fisherman that you used to be!!

[vancouvercanuck]

And he said, "I see you're still as ugly as you used to be"

[sbfpa_Mike]

Things seemed to be getting very hot and heavy at this point,  just like old times.  Jonny needed to do some quick thinking......

[icebob]

But then he was spared.... riding down the street was the paper boy screaming "I want my two dollars!!!"...

[reelcharacter]

Johnny replied, sorry kid, I do not have your two dollars, but I can give you a handfull or two of these weird looking wonder worms.

[sbfpa_Mike]

Being a skeptic at heart,  the paperboy wondered if the worm had legs,  big teeth,  and blood inside?

[Fat Boy]

The paperboy then asked Jonny if it had teeth and lots of legs.  Jonny replied, no kid, those are bloodworms.  We don't have them around here, you have to either go to the beach to find them or buy them from the Sammy's tackle store at $12 per dozen.  I'd rather use nightcrawlers any day, but man those toothy worms would come in handy for use on my ex-wife to...

[Webguy]

.. sneak them in her salad that she keeps in he fridge, she's a vegetarian you see, and I still have the house keys.