Chuck Norris Facts -- Hilarious

[xrhino]

I think this has been around on here or IS, but it's worth another look.  People keep contributing.  There are four new pages since my last visit.

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

[Pikeguy]

I think this has been around on here or IS, but it's worth another look.  People keep contributing.  There are four new pages since my last visit.

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

I think I posted it up on IS. Looked at it again last week. I don't like him...but these are hilarious. If you haven't seen it...take a quick look 

[slipbob]

That's farkin hilarious   I love the "Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is"    That link has me laughing pretty darn hard right now.

[Fishingking]

 Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.


some are really dumb  and some are really really funny  

[Pikeguy]

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.