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My Fish Finder Main => General Fishing Discussion => Topic started by: vancouvercanuck on May 18, 2004, 10:40 AM
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The Guys' Rules (a.k.a. the CODE)
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Live by them!
Please note... these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! Every rule is as important as the next!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in a shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping.
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Now that, made me laugh!
Thanks vancouvercanuck ;D
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heres a good one
Men advising women
Advice From Men To Women
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
...Please don't drive when you're not driving.
...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
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and one more
Translations for men
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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I'm guessing an incorrect setting in the forum profile information.
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Because she is such a sweetheart that she helps her husband with the computer and has fun on it also. Thats the info we got from Iceshanty anyways.
Steve
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Hey Canuck, how did you copy RGFixits post and get it to come up as a new post? These computers kick my butt and I can't figure out the tricks.
Steve
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USMC130FE,
Click on Reply with quote at the upper, right corner of the post you want to quote from.
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Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink a soda.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for
which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me
twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back
together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator).
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The answer is always either sex, cars, or football. I have to make up
something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes
is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine.
You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2004, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the
rest.
This has been a public service message for Women to better understand
the Male.
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I'm guessing an incorrect setting in the forum profile information.
Intentional would be more like it. 'Tis a method used by females who post in internet forums to avoid the ugliness of sexual/gender harrassment. It's pretty easy to fool us guys and keep us guessing! Looks like it worked for jigstick! ;D
yeah gender harrassment like torturing us over the toilet seat??? ;D ;D
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you guys ar cracking me up they were pretty good
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yeah gender harrassment like torturing us over the toilet seat??? ;D ;D
yeah, and nagging about mowing the lawn, doing the dishes, taking out the trash, and cleaning out the garage or basement! ::) :P
I'm going fishing!! ;D
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Please forgive my ignorance, perhaps I missed something somewhere along the way, but why does everyone refer to Missfishy as a female when this persons bio is as a male?
:o alright wich one of you clowns gave me a p@#$
I just want to know who to thank
kidding
when they switched over my profile /picture got erased it's been fixed
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and one more
Translations for men
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
These were my favorites....my wife must never see this list....must destroy computer
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Missfisshy, what are the women's rules? I know the guy's code by heart, but if I knew a little something about what you women live by it might help. ;D
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if I knew a little something about what you women live by it might help. ;D
Now you're in for it! You just had to ask didn't you!?! ;D
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here are a few good ones
Why Does He Always Have To...
Be dressed and ready to go before you are?
Put ketchup on everything except rice pudding?
Get off the phone in a microsecond if he answers when your mother calls?
Pretend he likes stars like Julia Roberts and Sharon Stone because of their acting ability?
Drive 20 miles over the speed limit?
Act as if his razor is priceless and should never be touched?
Toss change, keys, credit cards, on the dresser, no matter how many charming containers you provide?
Hand you the "living section" when you ask for part of the paper?
Make elaborate snacks the minute you've finished cleaning the kitchen?
Be such a charmer with your best friend after you've privately told her what a beast he's been all week?
Drink milk from the carton with great gusto?
Not understand the "toilet-seat thing"?
Assume you will take care of gifts, cards, and flowers for his family?
Want you to make a fuss when he does some little household chore unasked?
Say "I am listening to you" when he's not?
Get lost rather than ask directions?
Put clothes on top of the hamper instead of in it?
Talk obsessively about traffic and traffic routes with other men (as in, "Did you take Route Seven?")
Wash all the dishes in the sink, but leave the big, dirty pots and pans for you?
Stand at the refrigerator, shouting, "Honey, where's the mustard?" when it's right in front of him?
Turn the volume way down on the TV or stereo if he feels like talking, as if you weren't really listening anyway?
Spend hours measuring and making minute pencil marks on the wall when you ask him to hang up a few framed photos, then plop on the couch for the rest of the weekend with the weariness of a man who's just single-handedly built the railroad?
Take charge of everybody's automatic window buttons in the car?
Say "I'm starving" the minute you walk in the door?
Revert to the age of two during minor illnesses...as in: "Bring me homemade lemonade with lots of ice and a bendy straw!" or "People have actually died from a sprained toe, ya know!"?
Be sent to the store with a detailed grocery list and return with four six-packs, an economy-size bag of generic taco chips, and twelve Popsicles?
Constantly ask, "Where'd I put my keys?" as though you watch his every move?
Complain there's nothing on TV but continue to watch (and channel surf) for the rest of the evening?
Observe that you have a closet full of stuff you never wear just as you're leaving to go shopping?
Leave his shoes in the living room?
Eat the last piece of leftover chicken and stick the saran-wrapped empty plate back in the fridge?
Forget to zip his fly?
Accuse you of having PMS?
Hold an umbrella over you so that the rain invariably drips down your neck?
Tell you to "Shhh" until the next commercial - even if what you have to say is important?
Make horrible little hissing sounds when he's bored?
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and a few more
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an a$$ to pay for it all.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
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here it is
1. Call.
2. Don't lie.
3. If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
5. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
6. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
7. Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is bad.
8. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
9. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
10. "Honey," "Darling," and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag," "Lard*ss,"
and "B*tch" are bad.
11. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
12. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
13. None of your ex-girlfriends was ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
14. Her cooking is excellent.
15. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
16. Dish soap is your friend.
17. Hat does not equal shower, after-shave does not equal soap, and
warm does not equal clean.
18. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
19. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never
going to end that conversation.
20. Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
21. Two words: clean socks.
22. Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're
all sweaty.
23. Burping is not sexy.
24. You're wrong.
25. You're sorry.
26. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car
than you think she is.
27. Ditto for your discourse on football.
28. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single
bound.
29. "Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad.
30. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
31. Don't assume PMS doesn't exist.
32. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
33. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
34. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
35. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it.
36. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like
a complete jerk until she does it for you.
37. Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
38. Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
39. Always, always suck up to her brother.
40. Think boxers. Silk boxers.
41. Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so names.
42. Don't try to change the way she dresses.
43. Her haircut is never bad.
44. Don't let your friends pick on her.
45. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact
that she has to go through labor while you sit on your butt in
the waiting room, smoking cigars, isn't fair either, and it
balances everything.
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I just like this one
His and her road trips
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn't find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn't spell pernicious.
She seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside...
And of course you're still lost.
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BuuuurrrrrPPPP, scratch, scratch...... After readin' that all I can say is I'm goin' fishin' unless there are some hot chicks around that want to stare at me while I suck in my gut and talk about sports and cars ;D ;D ;D!
Those are good thoughts missfishy, are you sure your not my wife because those are her exact thoughts/wants/demands ;)!
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Here ya go...
A man walking along a California beach, was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord,I wish that I could understand my wife! I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking , when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied..."You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" ;D
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Priceless!
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i love it it ruly is priceless
and i pick for thast way you can race your buddies in thier sports cars while looking for haot chicks
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" Those are good thoughts missfishy, are you sure your not my wife because those are her exact thoughts/wants/demands !"
Thats what iritates most woman about guys
but I can't help but see how cute it is that they stick to there guns........
no matter how pathetic there guns may be ;D
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This is why it's not advisable to have a conversation with your wife while eating dinner...just remain silent,and nod politely at whatever she says, regardless how stupid or inane her comments are
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shoot."
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Time for the FROGGY........... ;D :D
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LMFAO....Quit it...my sides hurt.... ;D
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ouch side hurts stop your killing me
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Three mates are down the pub. Bill and Joe are arguing about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third bloke, Fred, says nothing.
After a while, Bill turns to Fred and says, "Well, what about you? What sort of control have you got?"
"I'll tell you," Fred replies. "Just the other night my missus came crawling to me on her hands and knees."
The other two were absolutely amazed. "What happened then?", Joe asked.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!!".
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And one more....
Why men are always Happier than Women
What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
They can be President.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at their chest when they're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open all their own jars.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Their underwear is $6.95 for a six pack.
Everything on their face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
They almost never have strap problems in public.
They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
They don't have to shave below their neck.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
They can "do" their nails with a pocketknife.
They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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Here's some good terminology for men and women ;D:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: ( New 2004 Version)
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION HIGHWAY..
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10.She is not a very *friendly* person - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY
SUPERIOR.
12.She is not a TWO-BIT sleeper - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL A** - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10.He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED
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One more for the guy code:
A guy comes home staggering drunk from a late night out with the guys. He tries to make a snack, makes a mess of the kitchen, barfs in the hallway and knocks over a lamp and breaks some things as he is staggering around. Finally he gives up and goes to bed knowing he will catch h*ll in the morning from his wife for the mess and damage. When he wakes up in the morning and goes into the kitchen he finds everything cleaned up, a nice breakfast and fresh coffee waiting and his wife sitting at the kitchen table with a big smile on her face. He asks her what happened and she said, "When you came to bed you made so much noise you woke me up. I was trying to help you take off your clothes to get into bed and you said, 'Stop lady I'm married'".
Moral of the story:
- Night out with the guys = $100
- Damage and cleanup at home = $200
- Saying the right thing without knowing it = PRICELESS ;D
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That last one is a beauty...ROFLMAO ;D
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great i love um all