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Helping the homeless, Please!!!
« on: May 29, 2004, 09:14 PM »
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
dollars for dinner.


The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.



"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can
get just to live."



"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
years!"



"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead
of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless
man.



"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The
homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."


The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex"


 



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