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drobertsinMaryland

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Fishing tale
« on: Jan 03, 2010, 02:02 PM »
This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.. 

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,  "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a  frog.

The  man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes,  I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I' ll turn  into the most beauti ful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I  will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time,  reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened  his pocket, looked at the frog and  said,  "Nah,  at my age I'd rather have a talking  frog."

 
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Raquettedacker

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #1 on: Jan 03, 2010, 02:24 PM »
Good one Drobs...
 
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KingPerch

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #2 on: Jan 06, 2010, 03:30 PM »
 :w00t: :rotflol: :clapping: :thumbup_smilie:--KP
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geothefisher

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #3 on: Jan 08, 2010, 09:03 PM »
Thats funny!!!  :rotflol: :rotflol: :thumbup_smilie:
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Glinko

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #4 on: Mar 09, 2010, 12:23 AM »
A true fisherman would throw the frog on a hook and toss him back
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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #5 on: Mar 09, 2010, 12:28 AM »
LMAO :D

Icejunkie0602

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #6 on: Mar 09, 2010, 06:52 AM »
A true fisherman would throw the frog on a hook and toss him back
I agree great bait plus it can call the fish in.

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Re: Fishing tale
« Reply #7 on: Mar 17, 2010, 05:57 AM »
youve been inside thinking of fishing for too long.  ;)

 



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