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dogfish

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #30 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:46 AM »
Had a patch over one eye, a peg leg and had the name Pepe sewn on his dirty bowling shirt.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #31 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:56 AM »
I said "Pepe, that's french for Grandpa isn't it?" and he just looked at me.  :-[

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #32 on: Mar 17, 2004, 01:43 PM »
Was doing his thing when he threw a clot and died of a massive stroke.
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #33 on: Mar 17, 2004, 03:30 PM »
I thought well I guess the bait is free then.  As I looked in the tanks all the bait had but one eye.

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Re: Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #34 on: Mar 17, 2004, 04:34 PM »
Question... Sure it wasn't an eel and not a minnow? ;D

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #35 on: Mar 17, 2004, 04:39 PM »
Where's Hollywood when I need him
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #36 on: Mar 17, 2004, 05:17 PM »
When suddenly in walked the owners stunningly beautiful daughter-a gorgeous lass even though she had an extra breast on her back-square between the shoulder blades.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #37 on: Mar 17, 2004, 05:18 PM »
"Strange to look at-but a riot to slow dance with", I thought.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #38 on: Mar 17, 2004, 05:59 PM »
And to my dismay, on it was playing Tube Steak Boogie
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #39 on: Mar 17, 2004, 06:39 PM »
so I changed the station and heard  Bob Seager's Horizontal Bop, could this be another sign?

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #40 on: Mar 17, 2004, 07:42 PM »
Next up was Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch" (record)
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #41 on: Mar 17, 2004, 07:55 PM »
The young beauty said "its not hard to figure out whats on your mind, how long has it been?
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #42 on: Mar 17, 2004, 08:37 PM »
I told her but, being deaf,she did'nt understand. C'mere,I said,I'll write it for you out in the snow.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #43 on: Mar 17, 2004, 10:18 PM »
Just then my wife walked around the corner with the sherriff.
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Re: Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #44 on: Mar 17, 2004, 10:52 PM »
She said, "Let me rephrase the question.  How long is it now?"

 



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