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Sandman

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #45 on: Mar 18, 2004, 05:19 AM »
The Sheriff said " son, that's a major violation of the penal code".
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #46 on: Mar 18, 2004, 06:29 AM »
"All your minds are in the gutter, I'm just trying to get bait!", I said.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #47 on: Mar 18, 2004, 12:50 PM »
Did you try Lazy Larry's Bait and Tackle down by the slough.
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #48 on: Mar 18, 2004, 02:45 PM »
He said " My NAme is Germ THe captain Ling Meister..What can i do for you ..? Aye you have the stench of One Eye!!!!!"
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #49 on: Mar 19, 2004, 06:09 AM »
What about the dead guy?  I said.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #50 on: Mar 19, 2004, 06:33 AM »
Don't touch him! The sweet lil thing with the extra boob said. Thats next years supply of spikes lying there.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #51 on: Mar 19, 2004, 07:12 AM »
I noticed my wife and the cop filling out FORMS in the back room

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #52 on: Mar 19, 2004, 08:01 AM »
This really started freaking me out, I wanted to scream and run away, maybe move to Canada... then I woke up.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #53 on: Mar 19, 2004, 09:02 AM »
and needed bait

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #54 on: Mar 19, 2004, 11:05 AM »
and decided to try out Lazy larrys and find Germ
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #55 on: Mar 19, 2004, 12:56 PM »
untill I noticed that my dog had mysteriously lost an eye!

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #56 on: Mar 19, 2004, 06:37 PM »
As I leaned closer to have a look I noticed a horrible stench coming from the empty eye socket and wondered what could cause such a thing.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #57 on: Mar 19, 2004, 06:55 PM »
Don't touch him! The sweet lil thing with the extra boob said. Thats next years supply of spikes lying there.

I was surprised she even "uddered" a word. But the gap in the eye had me wondering
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Re: Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #58 on: Mar 19, 2004, 07:41 PM »
Oneyed Jack called from the hole,  "are you just going to stare or are you going to pass some more beer and plankton?"

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #59 on: Mar 19, 2004, 09:43 PM »
The minutes passed on like hours untill One final WOrd was Scream from my mouth ...ANd the WOrd i scramed was
Please Don't be offended by Germ and his Replys ..If any comments bother you please feel free to Send me a message Thru private mail and Ill   modify anything that Seems to upset ya. Tight Lines all!

 



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