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dogfish

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #15 on: Mar 16, 2004, 03:36 PM »
I gazed into his one crystal eye and said; fish can't talk?

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Re: Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #16 on: Mar 16, 2004, 06:30 PM »
You will have to set me adrift,  for only eye can bring the future to bear for you."

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #17 on: Mar 16, 2004, 06:51 PM »
I then knew for sure what my wife had known all along. It was time for me to sober up for good. The homemade hootch had obviously killed at least one too many brain cells.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #18 on: Mar 16, 2004, 08:20 PM »
I met more fishermen at my AA meetings than I usualluy see on the first day of trout season.
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #19 on: Mar 17, 2004, 05:28 AM »
So we all decided to go to the local pub one night after the meeting, to talk fishing.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #20 on: Mar 17, 2004, 06:19 AM »
The bartender was a Pisces born today, St. Patrick's day, so I bought her a drink.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #21 on: Mar 17, 2004, 07:13 AM »
As it turned out, Otter had pulled that eye out when I wasn't looking.  He took it to the local bar where he presented it to the waitress saying, "I've got an eye for you"...

Sorry, that was bad ;D... I guess I'll not post to this thread any more to save you all some pain... :-X

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #22 on: Mar 17, 2004, 07:54 AM »
talking fishing at an AA meeting? let me guess, the most prominant fish discussed was the bottle bass.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #23 on: Mar 17, 2004, 08:26 AM »
I woke up with a terrible hang over and there were fish scales on the pillow next to mine.
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #24 on: Mar 17, 2004, 09:21 AM »
and roe all over the bed.......My god I thought external fertalization?

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #25 on: Mar 17, 2004, 09:49 AM »
Another potential hybrid muddying the waters of humanity?  :o

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #26 on: Mar 17, 2004, 09:54 AM »
My mind was in a fog, I don't know how, but I ended out on a jetty, there were many fish being caught but they were all unknown to me.
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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #27 on: Mar 17, 2004, 09:59 AM »
I had a strange urge for a mayfly omlet?

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #28 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:21 AM »
On my way out for breakfast I decided to stop at the bait shop where I had purchased my bait before in hopes of finding another "One Eyed Jack", slim chance but worth a shot and maybe I could sort out the mental mess I was in.

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Re: Any Outdoor Writers Out There? One Eyed Minnow
« Reply #29 on: Mar 17, 2004, 11:30 AM »
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