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rgfixit

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Did You Ever Notice?
« on: Mar 20, 2004, 08:56 PM »
Did You Ever Notice?
Further musings of  a fisherman

The fish are always on the other side of the creek

You never seem to have enough fishing stuff

Fishing boats grow an average of 2 feet every 4 years

The worst fishing trips are planned to the last detail

The log over the creek you're crossing is never quite wide enough

You never make a bad cast until another fisher steps into sight

Short cuts to your fishing hole always take 3 times as long

Boat motors work flawlessly until you take a buddy with you

Fish always start biting when you're supposed to leave

The best fishing trips are spontaneous

Fish grow by 2 inches every time you tell the story of the one that got away

There are more carp than trout in most trout streams

The truth seldom gets in the way of a good fishing story

Fishing is always better when you steal a day from work

It's hard to look sick the next day when you had so much fun fishing

You always remember your sunblocker till  you steal a day from work to fish

The lights on your boat trailer work fine until the trooper pulls out behind you

Canoes will appear without fail the moment you decide to take a skinny dip

You never see a biting bug till you leave your bug juice home

Fishing is ALWAYS better than working

Napping by a stream is as peaceful as life gets

RG






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reelcharacter

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #1 on: Mar 21, 2004, 12:47 AM »
RG,

Yes. At one time or another, have noticed all these things.

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seaweed01

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #2 on: Mar 21, 2004, 09:40 AM »
Well said, RG !

shark

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #3 on: Mar 22, 2004, 06:16 PM »
 Rg

  First monty python , now this , very nice :) Very nice indeed.


   Shark

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #4 on: Mar 22, 2004, 08:53 PM »
Nice one RG

now, if only you could add somewhere these three lines:
1) fishing at your favorite hole is fast until you bring someone along

2) The fish are always in the hardest-to-reach spots

3) The fish always bites when your not paying attention

rgfixit

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #5 on: Mar 23, 2004, 06:45 AM »
Mark,
I sensed you lurking about ;)
RG
"Lemmings must be directed to the sea......"
Frank Burns

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #6 on: Mar 23, 2004, 08:52 AM »
Nice :). Couldn't be more true. Especially about casting perfect untill another angler shows up. :)

All things only a fisherman/woman would know.
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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #7 on: Apr 02, 2004, 11:47 PM »
Your line is snagged in the only spot just over the tops of your waders

There are more ice fishing shows televised during the summer than during the winter

The one thing you left home is what you needed from the tackle box


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MickeyFinn

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #8 on: Apr 03, 2004, 08:33 AM »
You move from the spot you were fishing for trout because you were not catching anything, then some clown moves in where you were and catches a monster, on a bass lure...***censored****
We were biting this morning, we were biting this morning, we were biting this morning......

hosscletuslulu

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #9 on: Apr 25, 2004, 07:46 AM »
You meet a guy coming off the ice and ask about the fishing and he says "boy you should have been here yesterday"

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #10 on: Apr 27, 2004, 12:12 PM »
did you ever notice rgfixit thinks about fishing alot. lol  :D madbomber
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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #11 on: Apr 29, 2004, 02:01 PM »
Did you ever notice that the one day you have a chance to go fishing is the one day that the weather is nasty!
A lot of money is tainted, t'ain't mine and t'ain't yours!

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2004, 09:30 AM »
Did you evar notice as soon as you put your pole down to open a beer you get a bite

fastribs85

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #13 on: Jun 06, 2004, 01:21 AM »
ya know all things are true and heres another you go fishing for fun while camping and everyone all of a sudden runs out of food and thats when the fish stop biting :-\
naked women and beer we got it all in here

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Re: Did You Ever Notice?
« Reply #14 on: Jun 07, 2004, 10:57 PM »
 :)BEST TOPIC I'VE READ SO FAR. :)

 



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