Had to copy and repost this one from Droberts.......drobertsinMarylandJr. MemberLocation: Frederick, Maryland Fishing tale « on: Jan 03, 2010, 03:02 PM » Reply with quote --------------------------------------------------------------------------------This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one.. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, "Are you talking to me?"The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I' ll turn into the most beauti ful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
His and Hers Diaries....In her Diary:Tonight,I thought my husband was acting weird. We made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late but he made no comment on it.Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but didn't say much.I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Nothing". I asked if it was my fault that he was upset. He said, he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me and not to worry about it.On our way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too".When we got home, I felt like I had lost him completely. he just sat there quietly, and watched T.V. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally with all the silence around us, I decided to go to bed. about 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love! But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were elsewhere.He fell asleep - I cried. .......I don't know what to do!I'm sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!In his Diary:My boat wouldn't start today,Can't figure it out, BUT at least I got laid.