you leave the milk on the counter to make room for the nightcrawlers in the refrigerator
Ya, that's one thing that the wife still hasn't gotten used to yet...
when you run your line out the door of the house, over the grass out to the dock, bait a hook with a golden shiner and a float, toss it in the river then go back to the house and fasten a bell on the tip of the rod, sit back and watch the NBA finals.
Where's the beer?
I got another one : when you fish in 28 degree weather (on the boat) and see all forms of precipitation first rain then hail then snow and you are dealing with 30 MPH wind. But the crappies were biting good that day.