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It was...
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Mar 30, 2004, 11:33 PM »
It was a dark and stormy night when Jonny Ringo stepped out the back door to pick night crawlers...
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reubenpa
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Mar 31, 2004, 08:35 AM »
Worms were everywhere, and he had a time picking worms and dreaming about what he would catch.
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Mar 31, 2004, 11:07 AM »
As Jonny bent over to capture an unsuspecting nightcrawler, his drawers drooped below his belt line, exposing his great derriere divide to his ex-wife who, as luck would have it, was driving by. She promptly and accurately tossed a...
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Mar 31, 2004, 01:34 PM »
newspaper and hit him in the behind. he said...
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Mar 31, 2004, 02:56 PM »
Ouch, man I would rather read the comics with my other face!!!
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Mar 31, 2004, 04:09 PM »
so back to pickin' he went, noticing something very odd about the worms that lay before him.....
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Mar 31, 2004, 04:27 PM »
...writhing in the grass. As he focused on them, his ex-wife, Thelma Lou, snuck up from behind him, picked up that newspaper and slapped him over his head while screaming...
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reubenpa
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Mar 31, 2004, 04:47 PM »
I see your still the crazy fisherman that you used to be!!
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vancouvercanuck
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Mar 31, 2004, 04:59 PM »
And he said, "I see you're still as ugly as you used to be"
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Mar 31, 2004, 05:50 PM »
Things seemed to be getting very hot and heavy at this point, just like old times. Jonny needed to do some quick thinking......
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Mar 31, 2004, 06:24 PM »
But then he was spared.... riding down the street was the paper boy screaming "I want my two dollars!!!"...
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Mar 31, 2004, 10:51 PM »
Johnny replied, sorry kid, I do not have your two dollars, but I can give you a handfull or two of these weird looking wonder worms.
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Apr 01, 2004, 06:19 AM »
Being a skeptic at heart, the paperboy wondered if the worm had legs, big teeth, and blood inside?
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Apr 01, 2004, 07:50 AM »
The paperboy then asked Jonny if it had teeth and lots of legs. Jonny replied, no kid, those are bloodworms. We don't have them around here, you have to either go to the beach to find them or buy them from the Sammy's tackle store at $12 per dozen. I'd rather use nightcrawlers any day, but man those toothy worms would come in handy for use on my ex-wife to...
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Apr 01, 2004, 08:37 AM »
.. sneak them in her salad that she keeps in he fridge, she's a vegetarian you see, and I still have the house keys.
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