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reubenpa
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Re: New one sentence wonder.
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Mar 24, 2004, 10:32 PM »
promise of a fishin trip together someday
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Webguy
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Lured into it....... get reel!
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Mar 25, 2004, 06:23 AM »
All they would need is battery and they just might have a chance.
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fishin_musician
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Stupid's the New Awesome
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Mar 25, 2004, 09:10 AM »
Fortunately Ron had a double AA grapefruit in his lunch cooler, they stuck the electrodes into the overly ripe grapefruit and slowly pulled away from the shore.
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Date Registered: Mar 04, 2004
vancouvercanuck
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Mar 25, 2004, 12:33 PM »
To there suprise on the banks behind them was Martha peeling her clothes off, now totally nude, diving into the water screaming, "........"
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Trevor
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Mar 25, 2004, 02:21 PM »
Suddenly from the treeline emerges Vancouvercanuck!!! Slamming clenched fists against his chest and grunting aloud to the housekeeping gods, he prepares to take his mate...
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Cider
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Mar 25, 2004, 02:47 PM »
but in the blink of an eye, Kobe Bryant jumped out from behind a tree and swept Martha off to some motel, leaving the unlucky canuck alone to his devices. Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of a river, Ron's grapefruit ran out of juice and just up ahead were dead man's falls! Being a close relative of MacGyver, Hugo whipped out his trusty....
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vancouvercanuck
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Mar 25, 2004, 04:19 PM »
trouser trout and threw it out the side of the boat to anchor. Phew.....that was close he says: then all of a sudden........
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Trevor
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Mar 25, 2004, 08:08 PM »
...a subtle strike at the end of his trouser trout, then a harder strike and the boat begins to capsize!!! "It's Walter!!!!" sings Hugo in soprano...
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fishin_musician
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Mar 25, 2004, 10:13 PM »
Walter was Martha's cross dressing peg legged half brother, two years her senior, he had just been cut loose from rehab for the third time and was on his way to a bass tournament when he heard his sister's screams.
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Cider
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Mar 26, 2004, 08:47 AM »
As it turned out, Walter and Hugo were actually long lost fishing buddies from the third grade. They were so happy to be reunited that they searched through Martha's pile of discarded clothing and found her purse full of Imclone stock profits. Hugo quickly stuffed the 600K into his pocket, then they headed off to the nearest bait and tackle shop...
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Trevor
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Mar 26, 2004, 09:50 AM »
But first, Walter, being fully in touch with his feminine side felt it necessary to clad himself in Martha's unmentionables....
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Webguy
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Lured into it....... get reel!
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Mar 26, 2004, 10:01 AM »
Hugo, feeling a bit uncomfortable, suggested they get moving ASAP for it seemed the subject of fishing wasn't getting the attention it truly deserved...focus man!
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vancouvercanuck
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Mar 26, 2004, 10:11 AM »
So Hugo asked Walter what he did whilst he was in the slammer for three years. Walter said he can now train nightcrawlers for fishing tournements.
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Cider
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Mar 26, 2004, 10:53 AM »
Hugo was very skeptical about Walter's side-show freak worms, but they had just arrived at the bait and tackle shop, so there was no time for talk because there were fish to be caught and Hugo needed tackle...
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reubenpa
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Mar 26, 2004, 10:57 AM »
so in they went and bought a boat with all the gear, and all the tackle in that store. The manager had a fit because now there wasn't anything in the store to sell to the next guy.
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