The only lures you ever lose cost 7 plus dollars
All the other ones sit there and rust
There is always a family birthday party on the day ya were planning to fish
That family member that never wants to go fishing, but always requests a bag of filets
Wives complain about the time spent fishing, but are always asking for a fish fry
That hole in the waders is never noticed until your soaked
The sun is out all week while at work, and it rains all weekend